January 2012
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At school I feel like Ron Swanson.
real-funny-bro:
When I go to school:
When someone insults me:
When I see someone I hate:
When someone tries talking to me:
When someone is annoying me:
When someone tells me their problems:
But then when school is over:
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December 2011
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Dear Mr. Record Player,
Your service was wonderful up until your final days. The autopsy showed that your insides are just too burned out. And I tried dealing, I really did. I have to be honest with you. Making all of my records sound like Alvin and the Chipmunk covers was driving me batshit crazy and we all know I do that well enough on my own. It was your time. I am playing you some lovely...
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Why is it that the day I go thrifting and find some new AMAZING records is the same day that my record player dies?
Time to crack this baby open and see if I can fix it.
If not, I’m going to be one sad girl.
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Tonighhhttt In This Mexican Household...
Mother (to my sister): Cati, I regret to inform you that your father is on his way home.
Mother: So please pick up all of your things.
Mother: Your jacket.
Mother: Your books.
Mother: Your sombrero.
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Preparing for my college auditions is making me an anxious mess. I just want all of this to be over and know where I’m going and that I’m going to do what I love. But something tells me that will be a constant want in my life no matter what I do.
Honestly, I just want to be sleeping, drinking tea, and reading my Batman Handbook.
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forever-and-alwayss:
what people say teenage years involve:
partying
sneaking out
getting drunk
what mine involved:
eating
sleeping
internet
crying
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freakinfrack:
Season Greetings
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allthingsanonymous:
omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn
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The Groosalugg is kind of like the Chris Traeger...
comicallyvariant:
He’s super buff
He has this weirdly overenthusiastic way of talking
He totally cockblocks the awkward guy and his perky crush
Most of the fandom kind of just pretends he doesn’t exist
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Weekend Update Joke-Off with Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler, Jimmy Fallon, and Tina Fey.
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to...
organizationxiii:
NOTHING BECAUSE NO ONE LOVES ME
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Sometimes I forget why I do some of the things I do. It’s the little things that make me remember.
Today I lead an open house for my student leadership forum. One of the underclassmen asked, “What do you guys get out of being a part of this? Honestly.”
And people gave answers like, “I get real world experience that I take to my jobs and work.” and “I learned...
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If you are a woman, if you’re a person of colour, if you are gay, lesbian,...
– Margaret Cho (via thechocolatebrigade)
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…my fondness for the word “hat,” which the British critic Michael Ratcliffe...
– Sondheim, Look I Made a Hat, pg. 30
I hope y’all caught the pun in the final sentence.
(via fuckyeahstephensondheim)
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totally fucked is the theme song for finals week.
clsparrow:
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.
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The car has been stolen.
Which means:
- No car for me.
- More debt for my family.
- Bad feelings all around.
- This is an omen, am I right?
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Sometimes when I watch Glee (read: every time I watch Glee) I like to play “Spot the So You Think You Can Dance Alumni”.
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This is a story about control. My control. Control of what I say, control of...
– Control | Janet Jackson
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My Advisor: Who's your favorite Muppet?
Freshman: I love Ernie!
Me: I will kill everything you love.
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—> Here is where I was going to insert a self-loathing post about how I find out about things too late and that this is an omen that things are not going to work out the way that I hope they will and stuff and stuff.
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My stomach has a first name it’s, ‘ARRGHHHHUHHHHHHHH!!!!’.
– Thing I say when I’m delirious and hungry.
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Things I Should Be Doing:
- Finishing math homework.
- Finishing essays.
- Studying for math final.
- Preparing audition materials.
Things I Am Doing:
- Tumblr.
- Making donuts from scratch.