January 2012
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Jan 1st
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At school I feel like Ron Swanson.
real-funny-bro: When I go to school: When someone insults me: When I see someone I hate: When someone tries talking to me: When someone is annoying me: When someone tells me their problems: But then when school is over:
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dear Mr. Record Player, Your service was wonderful up until your final days. The autopsy showed that your insides are just too burned out. And I tried dealing, I really did. I have to be honest with you. Making all of my records sound like Alvin and the Chipmunk covers was driving me batshit crazy and we all know I do that well enough on my own. It was your time. I am playing you some lovely...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Why is it that the day I go thrifting and find some new AMAZING records is the same day that my record player dies? Time to crack this baby open and see if I can fix it. If not, I’m going to be one sad girl.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Tonighhhttt In This Mexican Household...
Mother (to my sister): Cati, I regret to inform you that your father is on his way home.
Mother: So please pick up all of your things.
Mother: Your jacket.
Mother: Your books.
Mother: Your sombrero.
Dec 27th
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Preparing for my college auditions is making me an anxious mess. I just want all of this to be over and know where I’m going and that I’m going to do what I love. But something tells me that will be a constant want in my life no matter what I do. Honestly, I just want to be sleeping, drinking tea, and reading my Batman Handbook.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 23rd
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forever-and-alwayss: what people say teenage years involve: partying sneaking out getting drunk what mine involved: eating sleeping internet crying
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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WatchWatch
freakinfrack: Season Greetings
Dec 23rd
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allthingsanonymous: omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
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The Groosalugg is kind of like the Chris Traeger...
comicallyvariant: He’s super buff He has this weirdly overenthusiastic way of talking He totally cockblocks the awkward guy and his perky crush Most of the fandom kind of just pretends he doesn’t exist
Dec 20th
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WatchWatch
Weekend Update Joke-Off with Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler, Jimmy Fallon, and Tina Fey.
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to...
organizationxiii: NOTHING BECAUSE NO ONE LOVES ME
Dec 18th
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Sometimes I forget why I do some of the things I do. It’s the little things that make me remember. Today I lead an open house for my student leadership forum. One of the underclassmen asked, “What do you guys get out of being a part of this? Honestly.” And people gave answers like, “I get real world experience that I take to my jobs and work.” and “I learned...
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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“If you are a woman, if you’re a person of colour, if you are gay, lesbian,...”
– Margaret Cho (via thechocolatebrigade)
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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“…my fondness for the word “hat,” which the British critic Michael Ratcliffe...”
– Sondheim, Look I Made a Hat, pg. 30 I hope y’all caught the pun in the final sentence. (via fuckyeahstephensondheim)
Dec 14th
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totally fucked is the theme song for finals week.
clsparrow: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. 
Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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The car has been stolen. Which means: - No car for me. - More debt for my family. - Bad feelings all around. - This is an omen, am I right?
Dec 12th
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Sometimes when I watch Glee (read: every time I watch Glee) I like to play “Spot the So You Think You Can Dance Alumni”.
Dec 12th
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Dec 8th
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“This is a story about control. My control. Control of what I say, control of...”
– Control | Janet Jackson
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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My Advisor: Who's your favorite Muppet?
Freshman: I love Ernie!
Me: I will kill everything you love.
Dec 7th
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—> Here is where I was going to insert a self-loathing post about how I find out about things too late and that this is an omen that things are not going to work out the way that I hope they will and stuff and stuff.
Dec 6th
Dec 6th
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“My stomach has a first name it’s, ‘ARRGHHHHUHHHHHHHH!!!!’.”
– Thing I say when I’m delirious and hungry.
Dec 6th
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Things I Should Be Doing: - Finishing math homework. - Finishing essays. - Studying for math final. - Preparing audition materials. Things I Am Doing: - Tumblr. - Making donuts from scratch.
Dec 5th
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